I wanna make your day. How do I do that?
Thats reserved for that special time of the month.
Not lately huh.
okay so on Halloween my teacher said we had to be “in character” for our costumes and I was wearing a shirt with a tumblr T on it so I just walked around talking about gay sex and quoting random posts I remembered and any time he said “okay any questions?” I would always raise my hand and say “do pigeons have feelings” and slowly watch as all my teachers started to wish I was never born